REBLOG IF:
YOU ABSOLUTELY ADORE AND LOVE ONE DIRECTION:
YOU LOVE HARRY EDWARD STYLES:
YOU LOVE LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON:
YOU LOVE LIAM JAMES PAYNE:
YOU LOVE NIALL JAMES HORAN:
YOU LOVE ZAYN JAWAAD MALIK:
liam as a dentist
liam: okay you have a few cavities that we'll be working on today!
kid: ok
liam: ok here goes nothing, just close your eyes
kid: ow
liam: oh my gosh i'm so sorry i didn't mean to hurt you oh my gosh this is awful i'm an awful person your teeth are fine who says you're not perfect just the way you are i don't believe in using sharp pointy things anyways so i think you should leave and pretend i already filled them but oh no you can't do that that would be lying and lying is bad especially to your parents stay in school kids and always do your homework oh no what do i do.. do you want to fill your own cavities instead? oh no, i'm being too pushy aren't i? i never want to force you into anything you don't want to do. what do i do?! this is the worst day of my life! wait no that was a rude and unforgivable thing to say stupid liam why would you ever say that every day is beautiful and worth living forever and always. i'm really just so thankful for life. oh no why am i still talking i bet i'm annoying this kid with all of this talking stupid liam stupid liam why do you never do anything right. i'm a failure at life and everything. how can i ever make this up to you? really, i'll do anything
kid: uh can i have your flashing toothbrush
liam: NEVER
liam: oh no was that mean
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
One Direction ringtone.
“Hi! We’re One Direction!”
H: “Someone’s calling you! Answer your phone, unless you don’t like them, and then you can just pretend that you didn’t hear me…Which I would never do to anyone because that would be mean…Unless they smell.”
Louis: “woah! You’re popular! someone’s calling you, pick up your phone! C’mon, I’m a busy guy. I can’t hang around inside your phone during ringtones all day. Answer it!”
N: “Ye’ gotta help me, I’m stuck inside your phone! Answer it to set me free! Hurry! It’s stuffy in here!”
Liam: “You’re annoying everybody now, answer your phone. Pick up the pho- Pick up the..Pick it up! Um, Pick it up now! get it!
Z: “this is the most annoying ringtone ever.”
all: louisvashappeningwhoowoahanswerringingvashappnen
download link pleaseeeee?
I would NEVER answer my phone.
I’d just sit there and listen to it.
I had this for 3 weeks and LOVED It was so funny when I was in public! xx
